A wife and a three year old son? What are you supposed to tell them?

College Football Playoffs will finally ensure that everything is decided on the field.

Nothing says "tough guy" quite like skipping toward the brawl.

I'm stupider for having read this.

Stopped reading after, " ... and his entourage."

the idea of FBS playoffs is so lame.

These arguments always sound so retarded.

There's no such thing as "reverse racism;" what you're trying to characterize with that expression should be called what it is: "racism."

These aren't just "rowing moms," they're "novice rowing moms."

It's really bothersome how well they nailed this.

Outstanding job of totally missing the point.

Bam. World-class burn.

Honestly, sounds like a bunch of Twitter douches making something out of nothing, like Warner poking fun at the out-of-step nature of his own fundamentalist, creationist dogma. I get why someone would feel compelled to respond to such personally-directed vitriol, even if I happen to disagree with his beliefs.

15 yard penalty for Unnecessary Roughness?

it's funny because it's true.

Why can't I stop laughing?

Bang.

The Giants seem to have indicated that they are willing to give up home games, playing right here in New Jersey.

There's no hearing aid for tone-deaf.

Loving how you showed up — on cue! — to strawman for the Penn State fans who've suffered with this situation for so long explain the complexity of the situation.