Arguing whether Ortiz "deserves" the farewell treatment sorta misses the point of the original comparison.

Now that he's at Alabama, we'll finally all find out whether or not Saban can win at the level where the players get paid to play.

Pulling this play against lowly Cal Poly while up 20 is pretty weak. As a Rutgers fan, I was rooting for them to go undefeated this year; now I'm rooting for a plague of locusts in the Central Valley.

This is a school with protests against Nike when they outfitted Michigan teams in 2001...

Bang.

San Francisco pizza has taken a drastic and sudden turn for the better, and that's largely due to a frustrated New Jerseyan bringing his OCD to SoMa.

From a strictly etymological standpoint, aren't the conservatives the ones who are "butt-hurt" after the 2012 election? I can't tell who has and who hasn't got gay marriage this month.

That gif Manziel throws about as well as a Leno show intern.

"World's Highest Trick, Shot" sounded like a headline from the Crime Section of The Hollywood Sentinel.

Ah, I remember when I was a balling senior, supporting more than one child while pursuing my undergraduate studies.

"Hatred?"

Ah, I remember my first week of making comments on Deadspin...

I've given it an hour and I still can't put together "narcissism" with shooting in landscape v. portrait.

Neither is John Ford. When will these people learn to shoot their video in landscape?

Definitely missing from that list are:

If this is what qualifies as a "melt down" these days, then everyone needs to recalibrate their sensors.

OK. That makes more sense, but that's also in the hands on the MTSU coaches. He's on campus. Clearly, he's practicing with the team. The decision to schollie him or not is theirs, not the NCAA's, and he's single-handedly bringing MTSU more good press than if Middle Tennessee beat Auburn this season.