Paying for five years of college in order to play four years of college football? Sorry, that's not a financial hardship; that's a "this was fun, but it's time to get on with my life," hardship. As the OP said, this rule sucks, but the "financial hardship" claim is A Bridge Too Far.

I recognize why that could be seen as murdering my wife and her boyfriend. ... I'm going to exit that business immediately.

Yes. Also.

Luke was merely trying to teach her a lesson about how to de-Fendi herself.

Meh...

Oh, Helen...

Glad to see the 1% isn't spending it all on hookers and blow. How did these kids find the time to fit this in between lacrosse practice and date rape?

The way those lips are puckered, I'm laying 3-1 that there's a pretty fabulous set of grillz back there.

Bartender: What'll you have kid?

Words escape me as I try to describe how much I loved this essay.

Does Marcellus Wallace LOOK like a bitch?

I believe Eddie Jordan actually went to college.

Even as an alum, I'll stipulate to that being funny. For a layup.

Damn. Beat me to it.

Diving meet heckler. Absolutely brilliant.

Glad to see The JimBoe publicly acknowledging the fact that ESPN is supposed to be shilling for The Cuse. Andy Katz was apparently the last to get the memo.

Hear, hear. I was wondering when someone would post this. Deadspin is terrific, but the lack of historical context (if history is something that happened before 1975, anyway) is sometimes mind-boggling.

+1

In other news, O.J. Simpson continues his search for the _real_ killers of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman...