Fair point, all of it.

There's an argument to be made that this isn't merely about shutting down football or revenue athletics at Penn State, but about the collective social, moral failure of college sports as entertainment. Is it believable that Penn State is the _only_ place where "higher education" was the justification for the creation…

Oops, I crapped my pants.

In a journalism economy that supports fewer and fewer journalists while paying them less and less, not sure if the populist response to this story should be "awesome; that kid really pulled one over on that dude" or "way to check your facts, loser." Rovell's been rightly shamed in the press, but with the teen's…

Golf Clap.

He fixes the cable?

In that case, Tom Gugliatta, Chris Corchiani and a priest are all in the same confessional at the same time...

In that case, I am not being hauled off by the police for a "speech issue;" I'm being hauled off for trespassing on private property. Whether or not the issue to vacate the premises was instigated by my speech, the police aren't acting on that "crime," just on the criminal trespass. And your home isn't a public venue…

What? I just bit into a pepper... that's all.

Molly wouldn't swear on the bible that Rob Lowe's tweets were accurate, but — if she had to — she said she might take The Stand in order to testify.

Fucking Brilliant, sir.

Hii-yo!

Alabama fan lets something out of his Venus Fly Trap.