Nevermind, just watched that astonishing video! Wow! Friday cannot come quick enough!

Is that a real screenshot, or a bullshot?

Pretty sure the real reason, based on the new trailer, was to take the lovely looking graphics they'd showed us before and then shit all over them, make it look like an Xbox 360 game and hope that after 6 months silence we wouldn't notice....

More fool you. If it really is a 'monster rig' you'll get better performance under 8.1 compared to 7.

Oh sorry. Apart from stupid people who can't cope with change. Better?

Only people that don't use 8.1 think it's a train wreck. It's actually pretty good, once you get to grips with it and as far as gaming goes, the reduced memory overhead of the OS compared to 7, is rather nice!

Looks utter tosh, except, OMG DINOBOTS!

My wife is convinced that Woody Harrelson is the killer...

Jesus Fucking Christ the fucking animated GIFs on this site are getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS! I want to be able to read a page without seeing the same 3 seconds of bullshit endlessly recycled! I AM PERFECTLY FUCKING CAPABLE OF WATCHING A VIDEO! You don't have to edit out multiple bits of it and flash them over and over…

Hear hear! It's fucking genius casting! And a case of casting the right person for the role, rather than the biggest name for the poster.

You just posted three very big reasons why owning a Wii U is mandatory! X is probably the biggest reson, but this and MK are certainly pretty big draws too!

Goddamn that looks sooooooo amazing! Loved Xenoblade, this is going to rock my socks off!

Looks fantastic - can't wait! So glad I succumbed and got a Wii U this Xmas past.

Holy shit, it that for real? That is freaking awesome!

Never finished FFXIII, didn't even play XIII-2 - is this going to be unintelligible, or is it stand alone?

What. The. Hell? What is this drivel? It's worse than we even expected. Worse even than the trailer lead us to believe. Poor Joel, I hope his career can survive this, because he's a great actor and Easy Money was brilliant.

Okay, that's fine; it's not the editorial team who make those posts. But the posts sure do look like they are just 'normal' entries unless you look very closely. Sure, those of us who spend a lot of time here know you guys by name, but I bet most don't. I just think it's a bit disingenuous to take post shots at these…

Disclosure aside, the exchange of cash for positive coverage is not a typical editorial practice, and it's certainly not something that many editorial teams—including Kotaku's—would participate in.

Single chip projector = rainbow aritfacts. That plus only 720p means you'd be better off saving up for a decent 1080p 3 chip PJ tbh