"I believe, sir, that the doctor is saying he is happy because he has finished his book. It has taken him ten years!"

I, too, was horrified to learn that bread makes you fat.

I just watched that episode last week!

Your next graphic novel? What were your earlier ones about?

EVERYTHING.

When I first saw this clip, I think I honestly thought they weren't trying to make a joke. Ah, youth!

I love how we're having an in-depth discussion about why we can't see a woman's underpants.

As can we. I mean, yeah, I get that someone took a lot of time to get this looking half-decent, and it does show some skill, just…not enough to make it a good work in and of itself.

I think you mean rebellious as fuck.

Don't make the mistake of confusing activity with achievement. I'm sure a lot of work went into this, but that doesn't mean it's automatically good...

In short, a society where you don't so much work to live as live to work. At least from my perspective.

Can't unsee.

That level was one of the most disturbing things I've ever played. You just kidnapped like a hundred children and turned them into a planet.

I quite liked the idle animations in the early Spyro games. Spyro would slick back his mohawk and turn and look at the camera, as if to say "yeah? You still there?" Sonic's impatient foot-tapping's great too.

Frankly, being drunk in a public space during the day- not to mention a museum- strikes me as crossing the line already. To me, it's not funny, it's not clever: it just makes you look and sound like a jerk, even if you only risked pissing off a smaller number of people than normal, which is somehow a major…

Okay, I'm going on the record and saying I love this. I love the whole idea of it: while I suppose there is an element of arousal to it it's especially appealing because of the people involved: people who love each other and just want to express that, even if it's in an unconventional way. It's sweet, it's frank, it's…

Which is ironic as a lot of their licensed stuff is pretty well done, if hilariously expensive.

What?

Because not liking Marvel films automatically means we're esoteric art snobs. Flawless logic.

Going to a museum drunk just comes across as being ill-advised at best and deeply inconsiderate to everyone else at worst.