I wish Betty White were my Grandma. I even know which one I'd trade for her.

@merely_a_muse: I know, right? I buy my own shit and he buys his own shit. It's none of my business if he spends all his money on Pokemon cards and none of his if I spend all mine on books and coffee. Out of the two of us, guess who's more likely to splurge on gadgets? I'll give you a hint, it's not the one with…

@la.donna.pietra: Life ruiner. ;)

@pesematology: I totally would start it up if I could find anyone to work with (HINT HINT). I don't do well on my own.

I love what that thing is doing to her boobs. I wish I could find something I could wear every day to make my cleavage that epic.

@Ofmyself: If you're the same gender it's surprisingly easy. My mom occasionally gives me her credit card/check card and has me go purchase things for her. But the one time I left my boyfriend standing in line at Wal-Mart while I ran to go get tape, the girl decided to check IDs and we had to hold up an entire line…

@cate3710: We could start a whole panda village! With panda doctors and panda store clerks!

@cocktail bun: It will also fit conveniently in your purse!

@nolabar10der: Aww you know just what a girl wants to hear before driving across state lines on her own.

Question: What do I need to major in to get a job as a Panda Preschool Teacher? Because whatever it is, I will do it.

I really, really think I need to start my own gadget and games blog for ladies by ladies.

@cate3710: That's because math is hard for the lady brain.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like us womenfolk have our own money or anything.

@Prairie Moon: Well, you can still nag me into getting my passport if you want.

@whiteflea: As long as you're not like my bitchy drama teacher who hated students but couldn't cut it as an actress and had to go with plan b I'm sure you're fine.

@Prairie Moon: I got my time off. No need to call me a wussy anymore. :)

@Arvin Bautista: Oh if you only knew what my Gawker Blog Schedule is like at work. If anyone knew I think I'd get canned, actually.

@whiteflea: Don't high school students suck?

@Prairie Moon: I'm glad my badassitude comes through. I know I have to suck it up and all, this is just my first "real" job that didn't involve trying to sell shit to strangers so I'm always worried I'm messing up.

I loved his story about how his mother came him out of the closet (there's an awkward sentence). If anyone hasn't seen him tell it on the Tyra show, you need to, because his little pantomime smoking on the Pall Mall Gold and the side eye and stuff is awesome. You can just imagine her perfectly.