I worked in a very popular bar for about 3 years and learnt a lot about humanity. There's one moment that I love to remember. I always avoided doing coffee because the machine was an absolute beast and there were all these tricks to working it that I'd just never figured out - most people lied and said it was broken…

I have found memories of my father yelling "is there a manager here who can explain why the colored families can't get seated"

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

I never thought much about Dunham (I have never seen Girls) other than she has terrible taste in clothes. This made me very interested in reading her book, though. Great review.

Good lord, how have we gotten so far as a species.

So basically, women have more realistic expectations, thus their expectations are more frequently realized.

So, you missed the part where business is up for them as a result of this, and likely to stay up?

Could use more vegan options.

No offense to the other Jez writers, but I friggin' love reading your stuff, it's just the best!

If only your coffee shop offered monogramed coffee thermoses, they wouldn't have dared mess with you.

It would be nice to have less Kardashian and more, well, anything really.

I bet they're porcelain doll-shaped Trojan Horses - who the hell knows what will come out of them when the sun goes down. Definitely not cool.

Why wouldn't freesia exist? It's such a lovely flower!

I see your Starbucks and raise you a Starbuck and Starbuck in Starbucks

I think I got a good story:

Nah, she's an Aussie "journalist" trying to sound hip and 'on-trend'. The lifestyle columns of most Australian publications these days seem to be written by wanna-be's who have a limited social circle and are desparate to be seen as cutting edge. The problem is that we still have a massive cultural cringe that we…

On behalf of Australia, I sincerely apologise for our village idiots. I just.. I'm going to hide in a corner and pretend that her and I weren't raised in the same society.

Yeah its not like cultural trends push girls out of mathematics or anything.

if you're going to end a sentence with tho, you really should start it with chan. Just good form.