I'd like to buy passage on your craft.

Love the rivets on the Iron Pig.

I love how the crowd rallies for her when she finally gets a line right after the gibberish she was spewing for a 45 seconds. But that's nothing; you should hear the 'O Canada' duet I once did with Beeker.

I was there. You'd be surprised how many Canadians TRIED to help her sing it - and most of us at hockey rinks know it. Remember, we're hearing it multiple times a night to watch hockey playoffs right now. But when we tried to jump in, she started up again with the wrong stanza all over again, so we couldn't even…