I just heard something on NPR the other day about a woman who went to the ER after she was bitten by a stray cat and was charged FORTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS for the rabies shot. 48. Thousand. Dollars.
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They’re making a bold statement with an all-white ensemble.
Aren’t we going to dish their gowns? This is an awards show, after all.
New headline!
Finally! An answer to; Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Sooooo, would it be too early in the proceedings to say that I’m already eagerly awaiting the divorce announcement? That and a warning for any 19-year-olds interested in being wife #3 should probably start getting ready now.
Oh hurray...Chris Pratt has finally crossed the line from occasional annoying celebrity to constant annoying celebrity. Between the Bible diet, saying he’d have to ask Jesus as to how he’d deal with James Gunn’s firing, and now getting engaged to Arnold Schwartzenegger’s daughter...Pratt can go disappear somewhere and…
Katherine Schwarzenegger’s latest work is a 2017 children’s book called Maverick and Me, which is based on her own experience with dog adoption and animal rescue advocacy.
This happened to me once when I started a new job because the company fucked up. They were supposed to pro-rate me since I started mid-pay-cycle, but they didn’t - they said I hadn’t turned in some piece of paperwork but I showed them that I had (I always keep documentation, especially when it comes to financial…
waiting for a WW and Fabletics collab in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....
I went to my sister’s law school graduation, and noticed she wasn’t spending any time with her fellow students. When I pointed this out to her, she said, “Christ, I never want to talk to any of these assholes again.”
Fair. I’ve gotten shit from some random old lady because my house didn’t have Christmas decoration with enough “Christian Spirit”.
Mama Ayers is like ‘how fucking dare you?!’
How cute. Trump wanted a Mini-Me.
Trump was totally going to steal his hair
Didn’t Trump say that younger him resembled Elvis Presley in that rally in Tupelo last month? Easy, just get an Elvis impersonator for the job. Probably will be about as qualified as whoever he has to settle for.