My husband’s ex doesn’t even want us to share a bed when his teenage children are present because they will “get ideas”. This has been going on since we moved in together after we got engaged. For awhile, the then-7-year-old was still not sleeping in his own bed so I was sleeping on the couch but we both agreed that…

You can blitz dried mushrooms and add it to the liquid base too - I used beef Pho broth (Aldi! No kidding) for my last mushroom soup base and dried ‘shrooms pulverized added to the cream base - then sliced white mushrooms and green onions - and why didn’t I bring THAT for lunch?

This is not a privacy case. This is an equal protection case. It’s contrary to equal protection to punish conduct committed by a woman when the same conduct is committed by a man is not illegal.

This reply is made even funnier by the fact this wasn’t a play on my name. It really was just a pissed off knee jerk reaction to this fuckery.

Relevant username is relevant. 

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

Love and strength to you. XOXO

She was a vain and probably selfish person, but I don’t think that puts her in a league with J.D. Salinger or Ted Hughes, let alone Norman Mailer. The reaction to her “sins” has always been incredibly gendered.

I was diagnosed with mets dec 31st last week, after eight years cancer free. I know I should feel sorry for her, but I’m just scared for myself

Nah, what happened was the PR agency promoting Melbourne Fashion Week sent photos for the magazine to run alongside this feature. Either they sent the wrong photos, or they sent them a library of all the models working with the campaign and the editors picked the wrong one - it’s not quite clear.

Either way, that’s a…

A while back a neighbor of ours said my husband, “I was at your mom’s [my mother in law lives in our building] and your kids came by with your wife. It was so nice to see them!” Husband: “No, that was the babysitter with them.” Neighbor: “No! It was definitely your wife!” Husband: “I assure you it was not her. My…

Guessing it would go something like...

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

I did not know there was a third hole for a tampon until i was 17 and i literally found it on accident, because it was inappropriate to discuss how a woman’s body worked. i couldn’t figure out how to use one properly and fully was just laying it in there like a hot dog in a bun...

catholic school survivor here; please find below a list of some real fuckin gems my school offered me during “sex ed.”

Wait.  She’s only a year older than me.  WHAT WENT WRONG.

I’m 52 and she’s seriously only 52? None of my friends look like that.

Kellyanne conway is 52 and she looks like she’s approximately a thousand years old.

She’s 36!!! JHC, I’m 53 and look a thousand times younger. (And I have shit skin from years of competitive swimming.)