Seriously. Pete Souza (WH photographer) could do an enormous coffee table book just of President Obama and kids. He’s always on the floor playing airplane with staffers’ babies. I don’t think he’s over the baby in the pope mobile from last Halloween yet.

Canada has you all beat. Dildo, Newfoundland.

Man plans, God laughs as they say...

Oh yack! I'd never seen the second photo before. I think that's the creepiest one.

I'm 45. He's a zygote.

And Clint didn’t need a DNA test. He’s the picture of his father when he was the same age.

I’m sorry that happened- both the harassment and the reactions. The joking bit about “the attention” is maybe worse. You think this is something desirable or enjoyable? That women should be flattered? It's not fun or funny. It's demeaning and insulting when someone objectifies you and doesn't recognize your agency and…

Knife and fork with the KFC. Knife and fork! Who uses cutlery with fried chicken?!?

Me too! Parties and restaurants are awful. I can hear everything in the room bouncing off the ceiling in a restaurant but often have to ask people to repeat themselves and/or speak up because my brain can't sort things into individual threads. It's just a big wall of noise.

The deBeers propaganda says three months salary right?

I would like to see the DOJ establish a protocol and specialist team to investigate officer involved fatalities. It is getting really tough for a police department to have any credibility in investigating itself when the outcome almost universally leads to no indictments and/or justifiable use of force.

Socks and underwear are heavily needed by homeless and women’s shelters and disaster relief (it was one of the main things they were accepting in Edmonton for Fort Mac evacuees).

They look like stripper heels made by Clarks- simultaneously slutty and a bit dowdy.

Alberta? We have like 14 flavours of Cheemo pyrogy in every grocery store. The only non-traditional one I like is Romano cheese and bacon. It's all about the bacon.

Nice. Very Joan Crawford.

I have heard that so much lately and I tend to credit it because it’s coming from sources as varied as dieticians, weight loss surgery patients (who say it matters not a fuck how much exercise you do, you lose weight anyway- although you’re less likely to look like a melted candle if you exercise), and The Rock, who…

Yeah, my type is Clive Owen but unfortunately I’ll never get the chance to bust up his marriage. C’est la vie.

She was disproportionately famous relative to her skill level.

Her majesty has decided she's not going to have any more dogs after these pass on. She doesn't want dogs to be left behind when she dies. I don't know if she'll keep to it- she's breed dogs for 70+ years, still working off the same foundation bitch, Susan. Only breeder in the UK with as long a line.

You just don’t do that to your family and/or friends. You don’t just disappear like you’ve been abducted with not a word to anyone in your life.