I like it. They would all have very different super powers too. Well except Cooper and Maddow. Ooh, new Wonder Twins!

Can someone with some talent please make A Gay Justice League Poster. I'm thinking Maddow, Ellen, NPH and JTF to start?

There is work drug testing, and probation drug testing. Probation they are allowed to have an officer stand there and watch your wizzle.

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…

So you the way you feel about Reality Bites is the way I feel about Girls. Like, this does not represent all of my generation.

I remember when this movie came out. It fucking enraged me then and apparently I can still access that sentiment easily enough. It was the dot on the exclamation point of the commodification of my youth. Ethan Hawke is a narcissistic asshole, and I pretty much hated him in everything. (Though I tolerated him in…

In their defense, it's difficult to manufacture a well-made garment in the US and make much of a profit at lower prices. The American sense of what clothing should cost is severely warped.

Caught me just before bed! Here's video proof:

Or the absolute winner, from Die Hard, replacing "Yippee-Ki-Aye, Motherfucker," with "Yippee-Ki-Aye, Mr. Falcon." I mean, classic.

I do hope the failure of Robocop won't mess up Joel Kinnaman's career. I really liked him in The Killing and he pulls off the accent so well I had no idea he was raised in Sweden. Watching him speak Swedish in Easy Money (which is worth watching although it's rather depressing, you can rent it on Amazon) is a total…

Oh god, the TV edit of Showgirls is classic. The only thing close are the language choices for Breakfast Club, of all things. For instance, changing "Does he give you the hot beef injection?" to Does he give you some love and affection?" Or the plaintive cry, "FLIP YOU, CLAIRE! FLIP YOU!"

Oh jesus, get Robocop out of the library or something right now. The idea of a edited-for-Spike version is just horrible.

I hope Stephen mocks him next episode! I would tune in for that.

So how was the unnecessary remake you saw? I've heard things that are convincing me it's not terrible.

Oh god, I lived in NYC for 7 years and my first winter there I was looking around helplessly to people who had been there a long time, hoping they would tell me that this wasn't normal. I learned very quickly that it was. Snow flakes are fine and pretty until they accumulate on the ground and after about half a day…

I want to like this essay, but I don't. In fact, I hate it.

I saw him in concert here in Charleston, SC and the best part of the show was during the instrumental part of one of the songs he said, "Somebody gon' get pregnant tonight!" and then launched into a high note. Sex.

I haunt Nordstrom Rack & Rue La La to find Betsey Johnson bras. They are pretty, fun, and keep big boobs high all day long. I love that I no longer have to compromise good support for femininity, or vice versa.

Damn straight. FYI, the kick-ass chick in the pic doing a split is designer BETSEY JOHNSON who clocks in at 71 YEARS OLD!!!! I <3 her SO much!

Obligatory Prince gif in response to The Purple One being mentioned: