I am more fascinated by the fact that any of them are shocked that any pair of them slept together.
I will say of Andy gives Stassi her own show; I am done with Bravo forever.

I hate myself but I LOVE how terrible they all are. And how much they all love themselves and call themselves beautiful. They are the worst and I love it.

Truth. His work looks like all the ads from magazines i looked at circa 1995.

Ugh, why is anyone even checking for Terry Richardson anymore? The whole mid-2000s hipster sleaze porno-chic aesthetic embodied by his work is so dated to my eye. If I see another harshly lighted high-contrast photo shoot with "shocking" nudity I'm going to vomit. I thought fashion photography was meant to be cutting…

This is so preciously embarrassing.

I don't see why it's that much different than the Rolling Stones or Aerosmith doing concerts as they get older. People chuckle a bit but no one hates on them. Likewise, Stevie Wonder was in the wonderful medley at the Grammies, and no one dissed him for being there or wearing dreadlocks even though he's balding. …

"chasing after a demo?"

Thank you! That is a perfectly rational explanation. Josh Hutcherson does make me lightheaded and giddy like a schoolgirl.

Who wants me to (with a fake email address, obvs.) contact them in the name of investigative journalism?

8 is the average??? Forgive me lord for I have sinned....also I need to start a lot of diets.

My (previously nonexistent) respect for Selena Gomez just skyrocketed.

Was American Hustle really that good? Should I rush out to see it before the Oscars?

I always want to forcefeed them Nickel and Dimed, especially the chapter where's she's working as a house cleaner and one woman destroys her ankle but keeps cleaning because if she stops to go to the hospital, her kids don't eat.

That would KILL me. Hungry AND sleepy? Why I'd be ... the perfect "crazy" reality show contestant.

I am sure things have changed some over the past 10 years, but she did say that they basically gave them NO food but tons of booze (shocking). Like open bar for four hours and a roll of Ritz crackers for 20 women. One of her dates to a winery took place at like 6 am and everyone was hungover and immediately got…

Oh Britney. You look like an action figure. They're not even convincing ab lines, they're perfectly straight! Everybody knows how many straight lines a human body features.

Lelo makes a $15,000 24k gold vibrator. I think they win for most expensive, although one that JimmyJane makes one for $3,500 that is platinum coated and encrusted with diamonds.

It's like I have five jokes in my head about how awful this is and I want to make them to make this dude seem less awful, but I just can't. I'm going sit here and embrace how horrible this person is for framing it in this light and making it a gossip item. You can gossip about a celebrity with a chosen career;…

Ex-boyfriend went to NYU and lived in the dorm on 9th and 3rd ave, so I am very familiar with what you're describing! Continental, that racist bar with the 10 shots for $5 deal, was right across the street. It was obnoxious on any Saturday but even worse during SantaCon.

Public urination is great for a forward thinking society, as long as everyone agrees.