Wow. She is wildly out of proportion.

Also, screw you all. Everyone knows that Portia De Rossi has THE best hair ever.

"Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.…

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

This isn't a question of magnitude. We shouldn't be doing this kind of thing, period. It doesn't matter if the alternative was life in jail and he can get the vasectomy reversed the next day. It doesn't matter.

o how i love when they wag their tails so hard their whole heiny shakes. so cute.

YES! So much body shaming! I feel like there's no fatshaming on Jez, but a whole lot of body shaming. EVERY BODY IS NORMAL, STOP COMPARING SHAPES, KPLZ.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

BREAKING NEWS: Domestic violence is no more. Sources say that reports of domestic disputes have dropped to zero.

#NotAllMensRazors. Is this still a thing?! Is this thing on?!

#notallgrandpas

LET ME LOVE YOU!

Face hugger!

Anybody else think these tan lines look awesome and sexy?

"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

I'm a hardass about these things but they should be tried as juveniles. They are so young they think Slenderman is real and they can go live with him. They are disturbed, and I don't argue that. They are unable to separate reality from fantasy. They are dangerous. But they're not acting from a basis of pure…

:/ upsetting, right?

Look, I know we all want to blame something, and the police are an easy target (and should have at least scanned through the videos quickly), but let's not throw civil rights out the window here. Even if they had watched the videos, what could they have done? They didn't have his "Retribution" video, so there was no…

I literally just broke things off with a long-term boyfriend because I got tired of the casual sexism that seems inherent in heterosexual relationships, even with self-identified "feminist" men. They just don't get it, and likely never will. Don't get me wrong, I love men, but I will not date one ever again.