This bunny is confused... Stalin codified Marxism for the Soviet Republic.

Please don't feed the trolls, y'all! Look at these adorable endangered pygmy rabbits instead.

SO FUZZY AND SNUGGLY! I WANT TO KISS THE LITTLE FEETS!!!

I love me some Jon Stewart, but Jon Oliver was amazing. I really really hope we can get more of him. Maybe a Weekend Daily Show or something.

It's that thing... Where Lars Von Trier and Rob Zombie had a movie baby... But also Species.

We don't. At least not in brick and mortar stores, all the shameful tents for us fatatrons are sold via internet.

I'll be honest it still baffles me a little that people, who have no interest in ever having an aborti0n, can go so out of their way to simply stop you or anyone else from getting one.

At the risk of hastening my inevitable metamorphosis into my mother, I have a quick PSA: If you don't trust your partner to be honest about matters of reproduction, maybe don't have sex with them?

Your imagery of John Roberts has now almost fully reshaped my mental image of him and it's wonderful.

I was hoping that we would all be talking about Dr. King on this Post. You know, the one who was arressted and terrorized for fighting for equality and then finally killed by the govermnent. I was hoping that is who we could talk about but apparently defending Macklemore is the more important issue. His little pale,…

It's not Macklemore's "fault" that people listen to him when they ignore everybody else.

Cornball is my favorite! Oh no, wait, that's Corn Hole. That fun game we play at family reunions with the bean sacks.

Anyway, right? Like any of these people bitching about her "antics" even knew who Koons was before hearing him referenced in these lyrics. And any smart, tongue-in-cheek reference she makes to any…

I disagree. Only because there are boobs everywhere and the vulva is like a dirty thing no one ever wants to talk about or see. It's only sexualized or penalized.