I actually try to do this relatively often!

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Balding, bearded guy doing weird shit in Cali?

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

his defense seems to be based on his client being a gentle and stealthy rapist, which makes it a-ok in his book.

That, and... y’know... evidence.

“... all we really have is his side of the story because the other half the the equation has no recollection of events.”

Why shouldn’t it be on Jalopnik?

Who the hell puts their passed out female friend into an Uber (or a taxi or anything for that matter) alone and just sends her on her way with some stranger? Those are the kind of friends no one needs or should have...

HOW??!!?!!?

Bahahah, bigger disaster: this election or jurassic park?

Meanwhile I’m four years into getting a Petroleum Degree and I entered the major right after the launch of the Model S pretty much.

Ummm....yes they do. I received multiple citations for simply doing my job. Hell, we actually give people a ribbon simply for making it through basic training.

I have a feeling their fellow sailors are going to be buying them a round or ten of drinks when they get to port, though...

That said, pray for the next President, they’re sailing into a world on fire.

Act of war is kind of hard to define nowadays because just last Saturday US bombs killed 140 people and injured over 500 at a funeral in Yemen.

and they did it well. People could have died and they didn’t. If I was their CO, they’re getting medals. Maybe not a medal of honor, but at least a Defense Meritorious Service and a COM.

Insane, no matter where you stand. This is a major deal and should have been the top story, period. It’s as if the COLE attackers had been stopped by an alert sentry but nobody noticed.

Vastly quicker deployment. Launches like a missile then does its business.

There are only three choices in the Mideast. 1. Let them be ruled by gangs of head chopping maniacs, 2. Let them be ruled by strong arm dictators, or 3. Invade the place and run it ourselves.