Well, actually, she’s the best soccer player in the Solar System.

Is she the one with the white supremacist brother?

Que “Well actually “ losers in 3 .... 2.... 1...

The son of a Vice President getting to sit on a board simply because of its name is the height of politics.  It’s not illegal, but it’s unethical as hell.  Just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it was a good idea.  Even Hunter seems to recognize that.

So did Trump’s kid!  I swear, Don Jr and Hunter are like Mirrorverse versions of the same person.

I always mentally classify wealth in terms of “how long with a bad cocaine habit would it take to burn through this sum?” In which case, Issa is basically at “I could pace Stevie Nicks in the ‘80's and not even touch the principle”, while Joe Biden is at about “one bad year for Rick James”. Still wealthy, but wealthy…

It’s salacious, and also implies he is a hypocrite and ignorant. It’s a smear tactic, and very effective. Unfortunately, Biden is so out of touch it’s irritating. It’s almost 2020 and this guy wants to run on anti-marijuana talking points yeeeesh.

Trump is already using Hunter’s dismissal from the Navy and coke habit agaisnt Joe, so I"m sure they will add this into the mix.

Not in this instance, but Joe Biden had a zero policy tolerance for drugs except he bailed his own kid out on that issue.

Yeah, I was going to make a “Goofus and Gallant” comment about Joe’s sons. I mean, the one who died was literally named “handsome” and the one who’s causing all the trouble is named “person who kills things.”

Well it serves him right, not letting Hunter go to Rivendell to ask Elrond about the weird dreams and shit. Now he’s lost Boromir and — no, wait. Beau...romir?

Yeah but speaking fees, no? I assumed these guys make bank when they leave the White House.

Maybe he's just going to run for the Republican nomination in 2024!

In their defense, they probably didn’t know Hunter Biden that well, so they believed him when he claimed he’d never have a one night stand with an Arkansas stripper while banging his dead brothers widow.

Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!

This says a lot about how inept the Biden campaign is. They should have seen this coming, and made sure she was paid off before she ever had that baby. 

Hunter Biden could have avoided exposing himself “undue prejudice, annoyance, embarrassment, and/or oppression” by settling this with the mother last year when the child was born. He could have cleared it up before the news broke and before he became a political liability to his father. The man has a pathological…

I suspect in the deepest recesses of his heart and mind Joe wishes Hunter rather than Beau was the one who died. 

A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

Unlikable to men