Next comes “Slave by Dior”; (“the fragrance you will never want to escape from”)! The video will feature black people dressed as slaves, but you know, happy ones! Playing the banjo in front of their quarters, singing call and response hollers while they happily work the fields..you feel me? People are gonna love it!

he’s been the face of this cologne for well over a year. why are people just getting upset now? I’ve had to stare at this fucker’s face at bus stops for months. it looks like an advertisement for whiskey sweats and domestic abuse. 

They are trying to sell cologne and use Johnny Depp as part of the strategy. That’s incredible. Depp looks like the worst smelling male on the planet.

Sauvage is the logical follow-up line to Jacobim Mugatu’s groundbreaking 2001 Derelicte.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

The greatest trick Tiffany ever pulled was convincing Daddy she didn’t exist. And like that, poof. She’s gone…

hell no, that beautiful roll on the edge of cut t-shirt fabric is part of the aesthetic

Lie. 

I feel like, after watching Going Clear, my feelings on him have changed in regard to Scientology. I feel bad for him now. I feel like he fell victim to the initial pull and disclosed all his secrets with blind faith and now they have him. He can’t go anywhere if he expects to keep his private life private. Which I…

You must be a very young gay man if you think there’s anything controversial about sensing Travolta is gay.

the idea that men are scared of what they “don’t know” is exactly that. Men DO know, and if by chance they don't, it's really not that hard to figure out. the issue isn't men being scared of things they don't know, it's men not taking responsibility for their own actions and continually making excuses about why. like,…

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Meanwhile in the real world...

how about “is this a comment you would feel comfortable making to your mother? If not, maybe don’t make it.”

Planet incel’s imagination.

Your misogyny is pathological. Seek help.

Defensive, patronizing and arrogant - what a surprise. Thank you for proving my point.

As a guy, I literally cannot understand how “attractive” is used as shorthand for “WOULD FUCK”, or more laterally, “CANNOT STOP FROM TRYING TO FUCK”. Mad people are attractive. Far more are ugly, but there’s lots of attractive people. So what? What does that have to do with anything? I don’t understand it.

You should tell your coworker that he/she should have done a better job parenting, and stop blaming technology for his kid’s bad judgement.