MisfitToy
MisfitToy
MisfitToy

Professional hair and makeup is expensive. If I had a husband who wanted me dolled up for events with him, I’d make his job pay for it too. That being said, I really hope the NRA starts allowing guns at their events. 

David Carradine died that way.Keith is still alive.

John Rogers.  His Twitter feed is amazing and everyone should follow it. He also coined the Crazification Factor, back when he had his Kung Fu Monkey blog.

First of all, my sister and parents love Leverage. I’ve never seen it, however I often think of The Blacklist or SVU when it comes to rich people and the shit they pull.

I love Leverage. Creator of that show also had “Librarians”

Hey! I watched Leverage. I even got a Blackbeard version of it that I binged at least once a year. Beth/ Parker was my favorite!

Plan of conservatism:

He was never going to be in gen pop unless someone was trying to get him killed. Dirty cops, other sex criminals, and snitches were going to be the only people near him. He also would have gotten off on a super light sentence if he snitched on half of the people witnesses and victims have tied him to.

Its just such a silly and embarrassingly obvious political spectacle. I hate that this artifice is a part of politics. And I’m not talking about any ‘good ol’ days’ because politicians have literally always done this kind of pandering silliness and a certain segment of the populace laps it up like eating a corn dog at

One of conspiracy theories, his dead body doesn’t look like him, it was photographed outside jail.

Well, heaven forbid that somebody look at the Trump administration’s Federal hiring freezes and belt tightening and their effect on Donald Trump’s Federal Bureau of Prisons. You know, in the Federal facility run by Trump and his fine advisors, where they were keeping him? Give it to a businessman to run, he knows all

Whether its’ life imitating art or the reverse, this is a classic murder conspiracy of the highest level. And more importantly it’s another piece of proof that, “they do exist”!

It’s highly obvious that he was the front man for a much larger blackmail operation and there was no chance he’d ever live long enough to testify. And it’s equally obvious his accomplices are too powerful and well-connected for justice to prevail in this case.

This morning William Cohan from Vanity Fair was on MSNBC and he said that Jeffrey Epstein INTRODUCED Donald Trump to Melania. Really? So many questions, starting with what the hell was her connection to Epstein?

Personally I feel like all of the orange is a dealbreaker all by itself. It’s the worst, least flattering color. Every time I see a photo of the inside of a Hooters, absolutely everything looks dirty and greasy. 

They feel like leggings. I still have my old pair I use for Halloween. They never tear, never.

I think they appeal less to the gen z and Millennials in general, they’re going for those weird old Boomers

Those tube socks are compression ones, they need them because they are waitressing, or they can take them off and strangle the occasional pervy costumer.

Yeah I certainly don’t mind going to casual restaurants with cute waitresses in shorts, but that’s like every local sports bar and grill. The Hooter’s 70s cheerleader uniform and super-strict makeup/hair standards just creep me out.

Why was Hillary not forced to go on a never ending apology tour in 2016?”