MisfitToy
MisfitToy
MisfitToy

Sometimes people who seem “good” are still crappy parents. Just sayin. 

But why would Amal agree to that? She doesn’t need to be a political beard, she's incredibly successful in her own right.

They’re bone spurs. 

Trump shouldn’t be our yardstick. 

People still comment here? 

I’m not a Beyoncé stan, but I did love Lemonade as a multimedia art piece. I kinda do love that she’s a soft spoken badass and, as an elder Millennial, I’ve grown up with Beyoncé. Everyone knew Destiny’s Child and their coordinated costumes made by Ms. Tina. I like that Beyoncé’s still around and dominant as a solo

It’s just standard issue controlling women.

I was formula-fed, like all the other 80s babies. The kids will be alright. 

Didn’t Indiana vote for Obama in 2008?

There’s no way he’s not already using vitamin C, if anything, he over-exfoliates.

I don’t really understand this whole thing? But I guess I do just smoke weed so probably I’m not the target audience? 🧐

Actually, yes. Unfettered capitalism hurts us all. Please read this:

This. I’ve been thinking “it’s the wood nymph” the entire time. 

I watch advertising closely for trends and I have noticed a marked uptick in “competent dad” and “fun mom” commercials. I think it’s a very promising indicator. 

That must be because of the rise in suicide among vets. I’m glad that something is being done to address it. 

What you don’t know can’t hurt you, right?

lol orally. It was before porn’s obsession with spraying semen everywhere. 

I used to know a girl who thought that semen cleared skin. 

God, remember how old those guys seemed? So old, pathetic, and uncool.

Yikes.