I think maybe these people need to get office jobs. This all seems super stressful. 

Holy shit, this crap is on nbc news. I’m not usually one to criticize internet culture, but fuck. 

If they actually cared about reducing abortions they would support policy that reduced the abortion rate, but they do not. If they thought that a zygote was a life, they’d go after IVF instead of taking pains to specify that they’re controlling in utero zygotes. Controlling women is at the core of the anti-choice…

I think he gets to skip that part. He sounds like a total skeeze. 

In this moment, when our bodily rights are on the line, yeah. It does make me feel better. 

A la Susan Sarandon. 

I was hoping that this would be a fun caper. I love fun capers with odd couples. 

Seam tape, probably, even scotch tape would probably work. 

I bet garbage bags sew up well. 🤔#UnconventionalChallenge

Hey, I can star things on mobile! Are the broken things being... fixed?

Will she only have to go in on weekends? 

Oh, Brit Brit. I just want her to be well. 

I watched her interview on Van Jones, she’s definitely serious (and the audience loved her). Her father was an attorney and her mother is a marketing genius, I don’t think that there’s any reason to think that she won’t be a good lawyer. She’s definitely passionate about criminal justice reform and she used her…

You say that like they manage their own accounts!

There are many reasons why a woman’s body produces testosterone. Mine does it because of PCOS, last I was tested I was at the top of the range. You can’t tell these things by looking at someone, either, as I’m petite and feminine in presentation. Are everyone’s hormone levels tested regularly, or was she targeted for…

No, I used her as an archetype because she’s a widely understood reference. I mean, do you even go here? Taylor Swift’s cat is named Olivia Benson. 

No, that’s not what I said at all, is it?

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, an imaginary place where victims are believed and advocated for, where justice is often obtained. You said “jeopardise” so I assume that means our formulaic cop dramas don’t make it across the pond (no wonder, your cop shows are better, no gunfire).

This assumes that all rape detectives are like Olivia Benson, but I’m not convinced that’s true. I think SVU’s enduring popularity is because it’s not true and it’s nice to make believe sometimes. 

Hold up, that’s a fair complaint! Birth control has been incredibly liberating for women.