Cool, cool. So, Prince Andrew is, what, Charles’ brother? Great-uncle, maybe? I’m sorry, it’s just that I’m American and I find the whole aristocracy thing impenetrably confusing. Maybe I need to read a book or something. 

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Everything is fine here. 

I honestly don’t know who all of those people are!

The weird thing is that Meghan did work, but she’s not allowed to anymore. 

It’s a bit convoluted, even if the practical thing doesn’t spark joy, does having it when you need it? Idk... the folding and organizing tips are good, nothing groundbreaking. 

Omg do you think the early seasons will stream now that it’s back on Bravo??!!???!! Or has Weinstein ruined everything?!

I cannot speak to that, but canoodling with that guy during his post-Ariana attention bump is strong evidence. 

Kate Beckinsale had a new project come out exactly when she was seen canoodling with that guy. Come on, put it together!

I’d never heard of her before she dated Musk, like most people, and it probably would have been better for her if she hadn’t, then she would have been able to milk the indie-darling thing a little more. 

That is hilariously peak rich person. Heavens forfend they pay taxes on their bribe! 

This is stupid. These people are stupid.

They also do their own lighting, filming, and editing. The good ones are absolutely working. 

She’s the one that throws things at people, right? That’s completely disqualifying and I was shocked at all of the defenses I saw of that clearly abusive behavior.

I don’t understand this as an issue, particularly where Harris is concerned. Not making sure your kid goes to school is child abuse, folks. Child abuse is bad. If you’re not making sure your kid goes to school, you’re setting them up to fail and to fall hard. Now only do I not see this as a problem, a background as a…

How bonkers is it that you need to put your parents’ info for financial aid until you’re, like, 25?

Oh, so you’re one of those people. “I did it, so why doesn’t everyone?” *fluffs hair, high on smug*

Minimum wage ain’t even $8.

My parents were working class, too. They worked in a restaurant and always tipped, but mostly we didn’t go out to eat much because you can only do what you can afford. The tip should be part of your mental calculations. I’m sure that whatever work it is that your parents did, they wouldn’t want to be stiffed on it…

Better yet, stay home. 

Just going to the restaurant at all is encouraging the system, not tipping appropriately is abusing it. Probably you should just cook your own damn food and serve yourself.