Don’t be absurd just because you’re out on a limb. The existence of bad women does not erase the fact that, on the balance, men do commit more bad (read: violent) acts than women. 

Men commit the vast majority of violent crimes. Women are definitely better at not killing people than men are. Asia Argento or mean girls at work doesn’t change that fact.

Uh huh. So the women in your office don’t like you, but let’s not ignore the evidence: men commit the vast majority of violent crimes. I’ll take a gossip over someone who might strangulate me any day. 

I think he was trying to impress on PJfan81 that the birth of his first child should be equally as important to him as it is to his wife. 

You’d only meet the white neighbors anyway.

What are you talking about? There are no undesirables in her neighborhood.

Emily Blunt had (has? Hope not...) blonde hair recently and all it did was erase her completely.

Ugh, squatters. They create the problem that they’re avoiding: they don’t want to sit on the seat, so they squat and piss all over it instead.

We are expected to be respectful of our surroundings and the people in them, like always. 

Men will piss on the wall right next to the public restroom. I know because I’ve seen it. I don’t know why they behave in this way.

Men are disgusting. 

The youths know what tapes are, the 90s are back and the cool kids have cassettes. I know that sounds like a joke to us olds, but it’s true!

“Tapes” is one syllable and is perfectly understandable.

Omg how could you leave out Ali G? snap

Pics please!

Was that around the same time American Beauty came out? Seen that one?

If he were still alive, though, how old would his latest girlfriend be? Probably very close in age, maybe even younger, than his daughter.

I concur. 

Being uncomfortable is better than being dead. 

When I told the mister the news I said “someone else got Ronan Farrowed!”