Well, I know that I had never heard of Grimes before she started dating Elon Musk, so, you know, I guess she’s getting what she wants out of it, right? Lots and lots of attention. 

The Maria Sharapova pic makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Please take it down. 

How old was Joe Biden when he was elected to national office? 31. What a difference three years makes when you’re a man.

Yeah, does mid-rise mean mom jeans now? I don’t understand the jargon of this new, as-yet-unnamed generation. When I hear mom jeans, I think, like, Wranglers. Remember, the kind that made everyone look kind of dumpy?

It could use toner and some deep conditioner, def. 

Melanie’s outfit places it at the 4th of July (didn’t need the belt, girl), so... patriotic fireworks? Patriotic satanic fireworks? Could be. 

So much Kardashian hate, particular the brand that comes in the same breath as the words “sex tape” strikes me as being deeply misogynistic, yes, even from women.

😶

Ha! I’m using a doubled over piece of cording, probably 18ish inches long, with the loose ends towards the middle of the rung and the loop hanging out the end. When I get to the last few inches I start wrapping (extra tightly) around both the rung and the extra cording, at the end I put the end of the wrapping cord…

Oh god please no, I couldn’t take the machismo. Imagine the debates? Please no. 

Oh, in seriousness, I’m refinishing my kitchen furniture and the rungs on the stools were t salvageable to be painted, so I’m wrapping them in cording. It is definitely time consuming!

Plausible. 

Wait... her kid’s not autistic?!

I have a confession to make wrt macrame which is that I have several partially finished projects but I only use hemp like god and the baby jesus intended not that hideous shiny rope that people use. I used that to wrap the rungs on the stools in my kitchen. Actually looks good, went with smokey gray and I feel…

I’ve been doing pineapples for years so I’ll have you know that I’m way ahead of trend thank you.

HA, that dress is hideous! It’s better on accessories IMO, but I’ve always been a sucker for shiny shoes. But anyway, I’m not asking if it’s new, I’m asking if it’s now.

“Lip kits in warm nudes and eyeshadow palettes full of terracottas and the occasional bright shadow will sell in perpetuity because those colors are flattering and easy to wear...”

Ok Olivia. 

I’ve been seeing a lot of that shiny metallic champagne color recently, is that a thing now? I don’t hate it (read: I’ve enthusiastically bought shiny loafers and also maybe a notebook and some other stuff).

According to the reviews, these crack in half. 

According to the reviews, these crack in half.