She was allowed to wear her messy bun, after all. 

This is the most relatable Ben Affleck has ever been. 

So now when Cavill comes calling, his exes know it’s because he’s afraid of Me Too. Smooth operator, this one. 

Same. 

Ok, fine. She is the de facto ceremonial head of state. Does that put a fine enough point on it for you?

Maybe it’s not so much nonsense. I just read an article about how constitutional monarchies are the most responsive to the democratic will of the people. Be careful what you wish for!

Christ, how has their story not been recast as a true love story, which certainly seems to be the truth of it. The way I see it, it was tragic that Charles had to marry Diana in the first place because of sexist purity BS. And, from what I understand, Diana cheated, too.

The woman said that she seemed pleased, not that she commented on it. That could have been a read of body language, is Meghan Markle no longer allowed to smile unless the Queen orders it? I’m already hoping that they can ditch the pantyhose when the Queen passes, maybe they can be more than porcelain dolls. 

She’s the ceremonial head of state. I almost wish we had that, so we could elect the fucking boring candidate that could do a good job without also having to be charismatic and charming and telegenic. 

I like it. 

I HATE the phrase “catch-and-release.” It’s dehumanizing, you catch and release a trout. 

My dad tried to pull the “act like a lady” thing on me once. I retorted that a) I’d learned how to curse from him (he was a chef when I was a kid, nuff said), and b) that since I was a lady, by the transitive property of lady hood, my behavior was inherently ladylike. I could see in his face that he realized what he’d…

The Roaring 20s probably saw many a lady cursing up a storm with her newly shorn locks, while she drank her moonshine and danced the Charleston, natch.

It’s some old school shit that contributes directly to the phenomenon of some (many? most?) men acting completely differently in front of women and men, leading me to basically be wary of all men. The ones who are the most polite to my face are the ones most likely to say the most revolting things when I leave the…

Oh, I’d copied that exact same snippet. No doubt that he grabbed her ass. Men who “respect” women by treating us like dainty flowers who’ll wilt at the sound of the words “fucking bastard piece of shit” have no respect for us at all.

I had a coworker who was a late in life baby and she didn’t have her parents for any of her adult life. She was well into her 40s and still bent about it. Like, still really angry. 

Great. I knew what’s her name wasn’t dead and that they were all full of shit way early in Gone Girl, although I did think her parents were in on it. I can expect the same for this, I guess. 

😧

I think it’s probably his black friend Sterling.

So you’re saying it’s right down my alley.