At least we tried...

I think it’s possible that I’ve just become numb to all violent stories. The shooting today didn’t even touch me so.

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

Medium.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

Oh for goodness sake, would you prefer that he flit around on a yacht with models on his arm?

She’s a natural. I don’t gaf, I love her unbridled enthusiasm (I just hope she gets the drinking under control. Girl!). 10/10 would watch.

It was a long-winded and contrary way to agree with the author that on a day-to-day basis, relying on thirst works just fine.

Who knows if that won’t change tho. I volunteer at an animal shelter and I’m constantly missing things because they only post it on Facebook. When I mentioned it to my shift leader she made a face and was all, “I wouldn’t worry about it, those algorithms are all messed up.” The news from these congressional hearings…

People faint sometimes, it’s not really a big deal.

Are there any stories about Kevin Kline? I would cry I think.

The pageant was in on it and must have been supportive to use accompanying visuals. What are the chances a Trump pageant would do the same!

I like the irony of keeping your cryptocurrency locked up in a bank.

The virus can stay dormant in your system for years, decades even, before you have an outbreak. There’s no way for you to know that guy gave it to you, either. That could have just be a coincidence. Point being, yeah, it’s not provable.

Denial is a helluva drug.

Well I hope they don’t stop putting samples out for those of us with the good sense to swatch on the back of our hands.

Right, but the question is can I sue my mother for giving me cold sores when I was a toddler?

We first noticed my grandfather’s Alzheimer’s on a trip back to his home country and he just started peeing all over the place.

What’s most alarming to me is how vehemently people seem to agree with that. The most poignant reply that I’ve gotten was from a guy who did cheat and came clean and ended up with a better relationship for it. He expressed some truly beautiful sentiments and we should all aspire for that kind of honesty and trust in…

Research-based help from a professional. He needs research-based help from a professional.