One of my friends went insane reading Philip K. Dick books, he started to think they were real. LSD also played a role.

It’s a Portuguese wine, “green” as in “young.”

OP’s not the one missing the point here.

It all works out in the balance sheet. This is the thing that annoys me the most, and I don’t want kids so, fortunately, it’s limited in scope to scheduling mishaps and tidiness (and I’m no neat freak myself). That being said, it still sucks to be the only one who knows what needs doing, when.

lol we met in college. His shorts smelled like musty penis and he slept on Ninja Turtle sheets that had probably last been washed when he was nine. When the coffee table became too covered with empties to play poker they balanced another table top on the empties and played on that.

Managers in the workplace get paid more, but the manager of the home gets nothing but grief.

If only one partner maintains the calendar it literally does nothing to solve this problem. It’s still one person carrying the mental load.

The day Mr. Misfit learns to anticipate needs is the day I keel over from a heart attack. I honestly don’t know how he manages at work when he is so inept in the home. I’ve taught him to make simple dishes countless times over the years, I’ve stepped back and advised while he did it himself, and yet, he’s still…

It makes sense when you realize that they are amoral and do it just to get the religious voters, even though Jesus would’ve agreed with a whole mess of Dem policies. They do it to one up the whole “concern for the poor and vulnerable” thing.

Why does the right hate declining abortion rates?

She loves him. Poor Huma, she just can’t quit him.

The artist was probably going for juxtaposition with the gallows as a play structure concept; he wasn’t successful in conveying what he intended, though.

This would be more appropriate as a solemn museum piece with a big educational placard beside it.

I love this comment. Scathing!

I’ve heard that orchestras even use carpets to muffle the sound of high heels at auditions.

I’m not comfortable with a man (I’m assuming Carl is your name) declaring whether or not women changing their names is political. Did you seriously consider taking her name? Would you? Is it not still considered a demeaning thing for a man in our culture?

Argh, this is a very upsetting story! While you were crying, did your fiancé consider, for even a single moment, changing his name? As long as it’s considered demeaning for a man to change his name, why is it just expected that a woman will gladly give up her identity?!

“The first four years were good, the next five were just habit, and, honestly, we’ve hardly spoken for the last two, which was an improvement over all the fighting and bickering.”

And is possibly going to be a US Senator some day.

There has to be some sort of deterrent for willfully submitting yourself to be on reality tv!