MisfitToy
MisfitToy
MisfitToy

Some things do need to be directed by women. If men had made Harlots it would’ve been soft-core porn.

Being humiliated is part and parcel of reality tv.

You think she’s actually going to marry the Hemsworth? I grew my hair out to see what it looked like before I get a bunch of grays, but she is a bit young for that particular motivation...

Yeah, gabardine refers to the weave of the fabric, not the fiber content. It’s literally an impossible thing to be allergic to.

They won’t hire more staff if they don’t think that they need it because you absorb their understaffing by working through your lunch! A coworker of mine used to come in early without punching in because “it was the only way to get everything done” and it drove me absolutely bonkers.

Being a “work martyr” won’t gain you respect in the workplace, it’ll just get you taken advantage of. I’ve found that respect is more likely to come from a combination of high-level competence and good boundaries. If you don’t have boundaries no one, in any aspect of life, will respect you because you don’t respect

This is what I’m talking about. Yowza.

Yeah. This shit is complicated.

When I saw the first line in my notifications, I thought there’d be an accompanying picture.

Dogs can read body language at least.

But they said Obama was embarrassing.

Ha! He did the yank and that guy yanked right back!

My favorite part was when Trump did the old smile-and-nod while Macron was speaking French.

This is where we are. It’s more like the glass is empty, but only one of them had poison in it.

Stuff like this makes me put a point in the Pence column in my ongoing cost/benefit analysis. At least he knows how to smile icily and deflect a question he doesn’t like and won’t encourage people to beat up the press.

Right, but this is nothing compared to the high crime of having an email server. No-thing.

Yes! We don’t have to like everyone and everyone isn’t going to like us, it’s a fact of life and it’s ok.

Apparently around 80% of Republicans, presumably all of whom thought the email server was a criminal offense worthy of imprisonment.

This is excellent stuff.

Yes. Xylitol is toxic to dogs in small quantities, sorbitol isn’t. My dog will go into bags rooting for gum, so I don’t take the chance!