One thing autism has been scientifically linked to is old dude sperm, but men take a strange sort of pride in their lifelong ability to knock up a slut, so we don’t talk about it much.

Everyone get your titers checked and boosters if you need them! Don’t get measles!

A catholic once explained something about how there are tiers of sins and that many think that using BC is a worse sin than premarital sex. It honestly confused the hell out of me.

Who knew a wiener dog could be so metal.

I wonder if higher rates of religiosity in those communities, and religions’ distaste for BC, plays a roll. Religion is a strange and powerful influence, even if you aren’t a strict adherent.

And those people are more than willing to act violently based on those “alternative facts.” It’s fucking terrifying and the only answer is education, but the same people are so anti-education... it’s a bad situation.

Those people have a lot of guns, guns + fear = dead people. That cost/benefit analysis doesn’t shake out for me.

I resemble that remark.

Because people now believe there was a Bowling Green massacre. That’s a very bad thing.

Every time I’m reminded that she’s from Jersey it pisses me off.

We’ve officially entered the stranger than fiction era.

Now that’s some danger zone shit.

Hey, here’s a wild idea: no more state sanctioned murder.

Only the good parts of the 80s came back, definitely not the hair and shoulder pads!

Ok.

A bunch.

omg it is a down payment

The ring is a gift, not a down payment. I’m pretty sure that’s established case law, but I’m no lawyer.

All hat, no cattle.

The way Trudeau looked down at their hands like, seriously, bro? was the exact perfect response.