1. This song is pretty much "Birthday Sex" but worse.

At least she looks good. I never look good when I get kicked out of places. Last week, when they kicked me out of that Arby's because I allegedly was allegedly drunk, all I was wearing was a 'World's Greatest Grandad' t-shirt and a pair of bedazzled leggings I stole from an ex-roommate who was in an Abba cover band. …

Sure, religious people forcing their believe in others is rude and offencive and even dangerous, but going to their sacred places (of all religions) and behaive as they were your personal atraction park is just as bad! It's a matter of respect!

Sacrilege or not, she makes it look so good.

Am I seeing things, because this looks like a woman's bare leg?

You know what, I'm siding with the Mosque. It's a place for worship and while Rihanna is covered up that is simply not enough. Not every place is her personal backdrop for a photoshoot. Some places are too holy and it's disrespectful and distracting for those who are there with the intention of prayer.

As someone who has worked in Africa (Rwanda specifically, because Africa is a big, non-homogenous continent) for a long time, I actually don't want her to go to Africa. Too many privileged white people use Africa and Africans as a path to self-discovery and people get hurt because of it. She's clearly too ignorant to…

France, DO NOT CAVE. Seriously. Do you know one of the reasons both you and Germany have higher rates of people owning their own businesses than the USA? Your blue laws!

Is Sephora expensive? The US doesn't know how good it has it.

KILLED IT.

I danced ballet for 12 years and it feels like a waste because I can do exactly zero of these movies. This is awesome.

It's a real position of privilege you must come from to be able to tell retail employees "why do you need those hours? Who really needs money that much? I'll tell you what you really need: rest and family time." Hourly employees need hours to get paid. Let them have their hours. It's pretty much unheard of for an…

I like the way they operate in France, they're not as unhealthily work-obsessed. People take wine with their lunch...as a matter in fact, they actually take lunch which we hardly do in America or under-value at the very most. They also don't treat people in retail like garbage who should be OBSESSED with customer…

This was probably the most accurate story Jezzie has done on Europe. One question tho: how is spending more money that the French don't have going to help the economy? 20 years ago, credit cards were virtually unheard of in France, now all the youngsters have them. And as a LVMH veteran, I know damn well that like 30%…

Résistez, les Français! I've been to that store in Paris, and stumbled out 4 hours later in a daze-it's fantastic. That said, I think the store should close on Sundays. It took me awhile to get used to the idea when I lived in Europe (first Paris, then Rome) but it really grew on me. It's one day where you…

Yes, blame the labor unions and labor laws. After all, here in the U.S., the unions are nearly powerless, the labor laws have already been dismantled and our economy is doing...

Does anyone else who kept their name have the problem of people writing checks to Mrs Husband? The problem is, my legal name is already a slight variation from the name I use day to day, so I've had checks come in that I simply can't cash, because the name is entirely different from the name on the account.

I think certain kinda of thongs can be uncomfortable, like the ones that are super fucking tiny in the front. But you can pry my lace no line thongs from my cold dead hands.

People think thong underwear isn't comfortable? Really? I don't know these people (I mean - my mom has never tried it, perhaps she'd agree). No other form of underwear is more comfortable. Period. (To me. This is an opinion. I value your opinion, but I just don't agree with you if you think thongs are…

Then introduce legislation in the normal way and see if it passes. Holding the Government hostage for your bullshit beliefs should be illegal.