I have never understood why food companies offer you MORE of the product you found something gross inside of - that's the last thing I want.

Wait - people don't know you don't eat dairy products that have ballooned up packaging?

The only thing worse than discovering mold in your food, is finding it after you've already eaten some of it. I did that once, and although I was fine, I kept thinking about it and I felt so gross that I didn't eat anything for the rest of the day. :(

Man, dating Jenny McCarthy must be so exhausting. Can you imagine?

Dear America,

According to my sister, who got her BFA in fashion design, doing a sheer top with nothing underneath is supposed to be so that the garment isn't interrupted by the lines of another piece of fabric. Basically, when you put an undergarment of some kind underneath, the piece almost becomes more about the undergarment…

Um. No. Fantastic though my nipples are, I really don't think everyone in town needs to be on first-name terms with them. I'll cover mine, mostly because it does get cold here and there is a real danger of me putting someone's eye out.

Her again?

Those white girls who are pissed should probably quit rather than comment anonymously.

Good(ish) news: It's happening.

The gender specific stuff here is stupid. But otherwise I love this idea! Why can't healthful foods use the same marketing crap the makers of sugary cereals do? Why isn't there a cartoon ant selling packages of celery sticks, raisins, and peanut butter at the ends of grocery aisles? Why isn't there a cartoon pirate on…

Texas being Texas, I'm surprised the person driving the truck hasn't been shot by someone attempting a rescue. Which is reason number forty-something not to have this sticker on your truck.

Oh, first world problems.

We must put an end to this abuse! Can someone please start a petition on change.org?? I'd do it but I'm all covered in sarcasm.

I feel surprisingly not bad for models. I am a makeup artist and have done several runway shows. Models know what comes in with the job, and it is literally to be a canvas for a product, be it hair or clothing. Its like working for a cigar bar and saying "well, its really hard for people with low lung function". Then…

I'm pretty surprised by how few people seem to have heard of using hairspray to set makeup.

Jobs can be unpleasant, news at 11.

He's not satisfied yet, my dear. Pucker up!!

I'm sorry to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure the bacteria in question live in the intestine and not the stomach.