Narcissism and it pays well.

You’d be surprised. Soap does one thing, cleans skin. They’re basically all the exact same product so this is the type of shit companies resort to in order to stand out and differentiate. It’s basically how advertising was born.

Black reasons.

Up to five years?

And white people are the race of peace?

Here’s the thing about my co-workers though: we’re thrown together by chance, not choice. So I’m not predisposed to giving a shit about them on a personal level. I do give a shit if they turn their TPS reports on time, respond to my emails in a timely fashion, don’t burn popcorn in the microwave, and avoid using empty…

You can buy a house, you know, Bieber.

Isn’t Kanye an ever-present thunder stealer? This seems normal to me.

Meh. This is what people have been saying for days. Then Kim says it and we’re all like, “OH LOOK HOW BRILLIANT SHE IS.” The bar was already set pretty low. This is the Kardashians we’re talking about.

This a call back to Kanye saying Bush doesn’t care about black people. It’s a joke.

Unless you are Titus.

It is a truly incredible museum—I happened to go one Sunday with a friend who’d managed to snag tickets, and it was just amazing. Getting to see an entire museum dedicated to people who look like me and my family, and getting to see how rich and full and detailed it was...wow.

The lipgloss is the only thing i’ve bought so far, and I LOVE it. I haven’t worn lipgloss in more than a decade. Too sticky, no staying power, etc. But this stuff is legit. It’s basically the color of my lips but shiny! It’s subtle enough for work (I’m a lawyer), but it feels fun. It pretty much stays on until I eat…

This looks so good, I am so here for this, I have no shame, and no I am not interested in reevaluating my life choices.

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

Yo Mama’s a snowflake.

Also Due North: “I hate slavery!!!”

I’m 6-3 and like how they extend the height of where the water’s coming from. They’re also handy when cleaning.

I’m 6-3 and like how they extend the height of where the water’s coming from. They’re also handy when cleaning.