I mean, the video for “Jealous” was pretty nonsensical too so this seems to be an ongoing thing for Nick Jonas.

I was naked when I came out of the womb and I’ve been trying to stay that way ever since.

would watch

“My Transparent Roommate,” Sundays at 8 on TLC

OK Matt...

That gigantic Congolese man has beautiful arms.

Damn, Barnes looks like he’s about catch a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Celibacy is not awesome. You know what IS awesome?

What I need to see is the sequence of those wings folding back up again when the ladybug lands; that’d be some serious origami shit.

Eh, I think Beyonce’s a crap actress. She can sing and dance, but I bet even she has trouble doing both at the same time without help from backup tracks. And yes, she takes songwriting credits when I don’t think she’s any kind of a songwriter. Her main talent remains being really really pretty.

Beyonce can act like Taylor can dance.

My great grandmother was called Mae because her name was Mary.

Thanks, mom.

There’s always Plan B:

Pretty sure we are the leading nation in spoiled kids

I know, right? She is fighting with a random twitter account that trolled her into responding. The fact they got her to respond means they won.

Did Iggy win tho? Like. If I step on an ant, does that make me a warrior, or just an asshole who steps on ants?

BRING IT ON DOWN TO MOUSIEVILLLLLLLLLLE!

Forty-five minutes? Where did you go?! It’s taken me typically 15 minutes every time or even less.