Mine is “salty biscuit.”

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

Brazillian Bikini wax, every five weeks. Because I’m out of my mother fucking mind.

It seems really uncomfortable to me. All of that wetness just resting there and going every which way! I hate that feeling when I wear pads. A period cup wouldn’t have worked?

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

Here’s a Vanity Fair article from when she was still First Lady- http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/1992/…

Now for some Flame Princess for “The Donald”.

Jon Stewart really did choose the worst possible time to retire, didn’t he...

“Ooh! Slightly used, thanks, babe!” (Removes old car seat from vehicle.)

Let’s just put it this way...

we may spell it fibre and neighbour and colour and theatre.

But we don’t spell it Prime Minster.

Don’t take your anger out on a bootlegger, Nicki. Drake’s the one who killed your boyfriend!

I never knew this until RIGHT NOW.

I’m embarrassed to say that I never realized that It’s named “Arby’s” after the RB of roast beef.

i guess he doesn’t have a leto-dick.

This reminds me of in my teens my parents took me to a new church and this lady walks up to me and starts yelling slowly “HELLO IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?” And I remember staring at her weird and quietly saying “Here. Although we just moved here.” And the shock on her face that I spoke perfect…

Classic. Relevant.

“Drink some water out of a plastic cup advertising a hospice.”

I think this is a bit different - you’re not siphoning resources for free off of the state, her kids are (which is illegal, but apparently not on her property because loopholes). I don’t think kids who live at home with their parents are automatic losers, but when you have this parent championing “PULL YOURSELVES UP…

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk