Pawnee Rules! Eagelton Drools!
Pawnee Rules! Eagelton Drools!
I posted this under another user's comment, but this is another fantastic commercial that will make you sob your eyes out (totally worth it though).
This is so great in so many ways but this is my favorite part is that he's only managed to sleep with 48 people. Even with lies and exaggerations, his number is 48.
I'm sure you never once made something "all about yourself" back in your youth, when you were a teenage Gandhi.
Have teenagers literally ever in history been humble and sensitive?
THERE IS NO EAGLETON ANYMORE!
If you were alive and on the internet yesterday, you're already familiar with the very latest in Tumblr cringe porn:"…
I bet you don't even own a television. Tell me all about who you think is the most underrated beat poet.
That will lit-rally never happen.
DON'T SCARE US WITH YOUR MISLEADING HEADLINES, JEZEBEL. LEARN JOURNALISM!!11!!
I had neither a car nor clear skin, but I still think high school might have been the best point of my life. I mean, I didn't understand how royally fucked up the world was yet. That's got to count for something, right?
Having recently re-read my diary...
When I was 18, I wanted to prove to myself that I wasn't sentimental,so I threw out my diaries and hundreds of conversation-long notes that my friends and I had passed to each other. I'd give almost anything to be able to read all those again.