I also wear eyeliner and no mascara. /highfive!

I wear eyeliner but no mascara. I joke that I have "vampire eyes" that hate the sun, so I always wear sunglasses outside, and I hate the extra lengthened lashes dragging against the sunglass lens.

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

No, I "seem to think" Doonan is a slut-shaming asshole. I don't like how sexualized female artists are compared to male ones either, but I don't conclude that the problem is individual singers being "porn-sluts."

Gosh darn it Canada, American TV shows kept telling me you were the nice one!

"Stop being sluts, woman of color and woman who does music associated with women of color! Be classy like this white lady who performs stereotypically 'white' music!"

Simon Doonan has always been snappy.

Shopping while black, essentially.

I'm confused on what's happening - these guys are buying expensive shit and then getting stopped / arrested for... ?

The one really bright spot in an abysmal episode. Although I did laugh /cringe at the Pumpkin Spice douche commercial...because we're a nation gone mad over pumpkin spice and it must stop.

No worries

In to apologize for NBC's country restrictions before everyone starts to complain about it.

I really believe time can overlap back on itself, like a piece of string. I've had dozens of incidents like this happen to me. (This must have been horrifying for you.)

I'm not sure you can say you're a dog person if your hierarchy is cat > kitten > everything else.

YES OF COURSE

Hey Dodai, this is my story! Now that I've had a story featured in a Jezebel feature, can I please get promoted out of the gray?? Please??

Scary story time:

I walk slower than my husband so I can be behind and look at

Walking with friends, whether it be friends of the same or opposite sex, did not significantly change pace for anyone

Does you got insurance?