Those fucking racists.

The chorus reminds me of this gem:

"Sweeter Than Fiction"

So I like a little sexytalk during sexytimes. But I don't think anything would dry my vagina up faster than hearing "that thing is swollen" followed by a reference to lunch baggies.

Hey there you person, you.

No, but it does mean acknowledging your privileges and not pretending or allowing your language to reflect the idea that your privileged experiences are universal, which this article failed at.

The best part of this article is the idea of Erin working in finance.

In countries outside of the US, it's seen as a privilege not to have to work on Sundays. People may want to spend some time with their families. Just look at the controversy surrounding the opening of Macy's during Thanksgiving. What the big deal about stores being closed during holidays and on Sundays? You can always…

Do you have dark under-eye circles from working everyday of the week, including Sunday? Come to Sephora any day of the week and get concealer for your awful under-eye circles, you overworked zombie.

Yeah, that's exactly what it means. You got me.

Tracy: do you realize that perhaps this article should not have been titled "Ten Advantages to an Unplanned Pregnancy," but rather "Ten Advantages to an Unplanned Pregnancy Accessible Mostly to Thirtysomething White Married Financially Stable Upwardly Mobile Apparently Relatively Mentally Stable (see #4 - sorry, some…

Haha!!! This is an amazing bit of bullshit and lies. Glad when stories like this have a happy ending. But as a divorce attorney, this advice is great for business. Guess what, if you're married and haven't thought or talked about having kids, most likely the other person doesn't want them. Or at least they don't…

Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

Yes, they're consistent with depression. They're also consistent with having a bad day, and consistent with generally being quite a bit more honest about one's emotions than we tend to be. Everyone has some emotional baggage. There has to be a certain level of just... humanity involved.

You'll almost certainly have to wait much longer than a month & a half for a decent version on the internet. A rip from a BluRay or something takes until the BR is nearing production in some region of the world. Unless if a workprint leaked, which one hasn't.

Really. The first writer can best help by shutting the fuck up about it already.

"My friend tries to score dates with really hot guys."

I know personally several guys who really do think women think this way. It's nuts. I remember near-crying in frustration after an argument with some broseph, because he INSISTED that dating was prostitution..."buy a meal, get sex." And women that didn't put out after a meal were reneging on this OBVIOUS (and yet…

Ha ha, I "recommended" this quote thinking someone had posted it to point out how ridiculous the statement is. Like, duh, this sentence is EXACTLY comparing women to dogs. Then I realized who posted it and why. Sigh.