One time I ate nothing but what I wanted - which happend to be ships and red wine, and I lost so much weight. Because there is no nutrition in chips and red wine.
This is like that time thieves stole 10 million litres of maple syrup from the Canadian government's maple reserve. Why is no one protecting the world's most delicious assets?
The Controversial Indian Jew sounds like McSweeney's short story I want to read.
It's not fair that babies are just allowed to be drunk all day. If I walked around saying "Teeoohteeaaah" tonight people would just tell me to go home.
But also - it's particularly weird when the funeral is someone you didn't really know - an aunt you never had contact with, an uncle you saw at christmas. I've had people in my family die a lot lately, but they live halfway around the world and I don't know them. My behaviour barely changed in the days after their…
I had friends, a great body, a boy i loved to death and back, and so many dreams for my future.
Mine will be called: This Is As Good As It Is Ever Going To Get And I Didn't Know It And Now I'm Sad.
I had pumpkin spice on my first trip to the US last last week and I took my first sip and suddenly understood a whole nation.
I really hope you abuse this ungraying to just tell creepy stories in every comment section.
Yup! The exact same thing, down the specificity of angles, the checks on a table cloth, the shoes I'm wearing, etc etc etc happens to me all the time.
I've never seen one of those before... everyone agrees it's disgusting, right?
Laura, you'll love this.
I can close my eyes and reply the intro to Legally Blonde shot for shot when I hear this.
Google Doodle in Aus celebrates the invention of the parachute.
These have been pretty successful in Australia:
If everyone stops buying, these factories go out of business, and Bangladesh's economy falters and these families can't put food on the table anymore. Don't boycott- push for change.
Is Sephora expensive? The US doesn't know how good it has it.
Is this the guy!? I thought it was someone pretending to be the guy by overreacting and mansplaining. He's at Ann Coulter levels of self-parody.