This is the most 2013 problem I can think of.

I'm from Aus and in New York right now, and high density housing sucks ass. I used to be all for saving the planet, but one week of staying in a tiny apartment with several other tiny apartments on all sides (someone across the alley turns on a light and it's light in my apartment) just has me noping right out of high…

I heard him speak this week - either he was drunk or he's not very impressive. He seems like the kind of person who thinks anything he says is valuable because it's him saying it, regardless of how little he knows about the topic.

Well her father kills people when they misbehave, so I think capital punishment would have made sense to her. Also she lives in an authoritarian world - everyone has t oobey their lord because without discipline, it's harder for everyone to survive. Growing up like that, I would have seen the grownups actions as…

Dudes are so enamoured of these, the dudiest of dudes. It mystifies me - but I guess they're mystified by me loving on feminist lady writers.

"- — - c===3" <— Lindy, what is this? Sleeping with a bulby penis next to your face?

But also he said "sheer principle" - can a principle ever be sheer?

She's 14. So yeah.

You're welcome. Here is some national pride for you:

Oh my god I never had a word for these women who's eyes are always slightly hooded without being large, with their sticky-looking lashes and the way their top lip seems to have to stretch to cover their teeth (which aren't that big, maybe they just have small philtrums)? You have described it perfectly.

I demand a book of artfully lit and framed disembodied male genitalia. Maybe the person behind Critique My Dick Pic can help. Are we allowed to call it art if it just comes from Tumblr though?

Are you me? This is literally my life right down to the dates.

when she pushed him back so she could do that spin thing? I was like

I work in advertising, and sites are actually being redesigned this way on purpose. We call it 'native advertising' - it actually just means making content confusing enough that people will click ads without knowing they're ads.

But it's pronounce "pulk", not at all like the "ch" in "paunch".

I think more she was saying that being trained in TV and also being an author doesn't make you a good teacher. Nabokov and Foster Wallace happened to be novelists, and they also happen to be good teachers. Aptitudes for language sometimes causes the two to overlap, but not always.