You are being a cheer-tator, Pantsless, and a pain in my ass!
Mimi
Mimi
I am that friend.
If we all bought less, the industry wouldn't be able to sustain employment at the levels it does - that could have an impact that wouldn't be great.
I never wanted to be the internet pedant that corrects people on grammatical points, but it has come to this. Begging the question is actually a logical fallacy, not a phrase that means "I must ask you a question". See here.
Defenestration is not even close to harsh enough. Castration might be better.
They're also terrible at short trading because they spend so much time at lunch laughing at salad.
Serious ontological question: at what point does an object cease to be a hat? What lies at the core of hatness? Is it merely being worn on a head that makes something a hat? How then, should we explain the categorisation of hair clips, headbands, and headscarves?
Ed Weeks is just so... confusingly attractive.
I think a lot of people wonder how you do without dairy and eggs - those are my favourite things, and the only reason I don't go vegan.
Actually, in the show, the family play a game where they have one person blindfolded and all the others take turns to come and breath a big mouth breath into their face and they have to guess who just breathed on them by smell alone. So this is actually, for fans of the show (like me), a genius merchandising/marketing…
How has no one yet commented on the literary triumph that is this article. Madeleine, you should quit journalism and then go write for Truth and Beauty. I have a garrett you can use and I will find you a beautiful lake to break your heart over, and then you can write luminous prose and I will be your wealthy…
Oh no! Haha, my google search for "alan jones six year old provocative" brought up that article!! Even Google doesn't care about the differene.
He once asked a molestation victim if she had been "sexually provocative" when she was molested at 6 years old. Source.
Where is this from??
Who are these people with access to magnificent cats that can look like a teased wig of human hair? My cat's fur is nowhere near magnif enough for this. Of course she would dig her claws into my face and scalp if I ever tried this - but I hear dudes dig scars, so I might try it anyway...
My favourite parodies come from other poets: