At this point it's like everyone who photographs her is basically yelling "HEY YOU GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SUCCESFUL CHICK IS FAT? LIKE I'M GOING TO PUT HER IN A PHOTOSHOOT BECAUSE SHE'S FAMOUS AND TALENTED BUT LIKE REMEMBER SHE'S FAT YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS DID YOU HEAR ME SAY SHE WAS FAT?"

Oh no! It says something about Jimmy Jnr lending Tina his pants because she's cold. Dangit. Bob's Burgers is so good.

I didn't even read the article, came here to comment about Arrested Development, was beaten to the punch, now about to rewatch all of Season 4.

Hi Katia,

It's just up the road from my work! But I have no one to go with. If I did, I would probably be like "please let me pay with money", but I don't, so now I'm like "oh no I'm going to die alone."

I am literally crying with laughter at my desk. I have to stop reading Jez at work.

I have taken to telling people I'll have them strangled in their sleep.

I don't get it. So they made like... the first three minutes of every solo cam girl video on YouPorn, and YouTube won't let porn on YouTube? That's what the news is?

I kind of love new words for body parts. I really enjoy "underboob" and "underbutt", on display a lot with the rise of denim underpants (which I also kind of secretly love). I also love "gunt" and "frontbutt. I know inventing new insecurities is no good, but new words for existing things can be fun, right?

Wait. Are you saying the fact I drew a really funny comic on a post-it today and my coworkers laughed doesn't make me an artist?

Her feathers are so beautiful!!

I think it was made differently from the usual gis - looks like they masked everything but the cup/hand, so the rest is basically a photo. I think it's called a cinemagraph! There are some cool eerie ones here: http://cinemagraphs.com/

Go white! You'll look like you're made of gold!

Ah yes, 'lifestyle situations' - they're like... situations you encounter while... styling... your life?

I don't hate him, but I have been generally disdainful of him since before it was cool, and these are my reasons:

This thread has me smiling like a maniac at my desk and my coworkers don't know why because we actually just got some really bad business news and now I look like a sociopath.

Honey Boo Boo is amazing is why you're defending here. This is what I would say if I met her:

I'm currently eating a banana and now my mouth is like yum but my brain is like "are you really eating a tampon?"

You're a genius.