Those eyebrows are so expressive. Look at how they change direction to express different emotions.  I’m looking forward to Mark Wahlberg’s  rendition of all of Shakespeare’s plays.

You know at best that would be a fake news coloring book.

Not to mention less desperate/sick people = less crime and danger for all

Careful.  You are shining light on something he loves more than life itself.  Just back away slowly before he realizes we are here... oh no...  he spotted us... RUUUUN!!!

Obviously he suffers from acute neck pain... don’t you know the toll bending down to snort cocaine so often has on a person’s neck?  The only recourse is obviously more cocaine.

Do I get to swallow up the Trump team? Please say yes!?!?!

Or can they? Dance that is.  I still say it’s all CGI black magic

I would say she has a Resting Bitch Face... buuuut... with those answers she is just the definition of Bitch, and her face matches her personality.

It sort of is panic buying. Or perhaps stressed out buying. Because bread and most other perishables have very relative viability so you’d have to eat them fairly quick, which is not the purpose of emergency supplies. But since other people buy the canned goods, all that is left is those perishables so they get…

I’d only accept it because Trump repeats himself so much he’d be the first example made of that law...

Me neither. Not that hard considering the only golf I played was on Windows 98

Dammit... Now I gotta get my climbing gear

Shortest game ever lol

Dammit... I missed Fallout 5 - 75... and I know we were all curious about Fallout 69

#quenchtomisthirst

We should let Trump handle big cats. You heard how he could have taken down those school shooters with his bare hands. If he could do that then a big kitty is no problem. Grab ‘em by the pussy, he always says.

Nope, Xbox doesn’t require xbox live to save. Just to play multiplayer. I had my saves sync even with no active membership on a console.

Nature finds a way... to make them so delicious

One of my favorites:

Oral sex for reciprocation is dumb. However, I think you may not have gotten it done the right way. Because if your girl is really into it, and sucks like an industrial-grade vacuum cleaner... it only makes the whole experience become nearly out-of-body. A good 10 minute pole smoking can be a great prelude to the main…