@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: And a saddle...that would be badass

@robot-shmobot: Some people might be too heavy and tire easily...this helps them keep their heads in the game...while their pants go through nightmarish scenarios.

@MikeSWelch: I just plant an explosive on mine that if I don't put in a code every two days it will self destruct.

@A Magician Named Gob: More then likely they just are saving it for the next models of the iphone and ipad just to say, you need this new hardware to enable it.

@davepermen: "I believe that blonde has a bomb on her person. I must pat her down repeatedly! It's a matter of National Security! No I don't care that I am a citizen and not a TSA agent. I am a Patriot Dammit!"

@AreWeThereYeti: Which was the new move to a new address.

It speaks to me on so many levels. I especially love how it is bold while being simple. Strong, while weak. Interesting, while Dull.

You mistranslated the smiley face. Here you go: :-{D~ you forgot spanish people have sexy facial hair.

@John Daker: Maybe Teenage Mutant Ninja Sea Turtles?

@Software_Goddess: I think he would have preferred a tofu bun.

@Hvedhrungr: He wanted to leave a trail of clues behind.

@Ryan: You'll give it too him too.... OR ELSE!

@tomsomething: Is he putting on sunglasses on top of his sunglasses?

@FritzLaurel: Happens to me all the time.

@Thomas_IL_: isn't it awesome?

I saw a better flash when a metallic balloon flew up and connected two power lines essentially shorting it. There was a flash and a loud boom and then it was gone, all disintegrated and such.

The nice thing is the prepaid mobile plans they offer. If your on the road just pick up one of those plans for a month and you don't get roped into a contract.

They're gonna use Comic Sans as the main system font. *Queue Dramatic Music*

@Spiff: this one doesn't give you a choice of how to space them out. THE FUTURE!!!!

@Markarian: They aren't rooted to run non-marketplace apps. They're rooted to be able to install any firmware you want that is compatible with your phone. A lot of good firmwares have improvements that are brought by the community. My G1 had Cyanogenmod and Android 2.2 running on it, even though it essentially…