You must be fun at parties.

Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another parking lot!

If he’s a warlock he should cast a spell on himself that will compel him to create readable stuff again!

Alan Moore is a straightup warlock and this is definitely true.  Also, time is an illusion, so it would make sense that the curse rippled backwards through time.  Basically, I’m saying that Moore’s curse is why the Lost ending sucked.  I assume that Benioff and Weiss are going to adapt a Moore work soon.

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

I think Jordan had the best response when he said, “”.

lol fuck out of here with a reasonable take that doesn’t jump to an extreme character judgment

Always difficult to find support from those with a vested interest in appearance.

Say what you will about the protocol itself, but if they’re saying they actually plan to follow it – as opposed to just ignoring it, which seems to be the standard operating practice to date – I still think it’s a step forward.

The memory of his art deserves to endure, but the memory of the man doesn’t. The world protected him from accountability for far too long, and that legacy deserves to wither.

I’m as swift to rubbish Billy as anyone, but he’s clearly saying that that’s SAS’s position NOT Deadspin’s/his.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Hey, the Pacers are cool! Victor Oladipo rules, Myles Turner is good to watch, and Domantas Sabonis is slick as hell. You should root for the Pacers.

My grandfather went off to war in the Merchant Marines and came back with lifelong friends and a tattoo he was too drunk to remember getting.

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Ubisoft will be worse. Ubisoft is always worse.

Bungie is turning into the Sam Bradford of videogames. Get various teams to throw $$$$$$$$ at you for broken injured messes because your college/first game were outstanding.

Jesus chuckles, can you be that intentionally obtuse?