The greatest 6th seed ever

who does this help?

1 draft pick was a 2nd rounder and another failed throughout his first contract. It’s pretty incredible to call this unfair and unpredictable when the circumstances couldn’t have been more fortunate for the Warriors leading up to the Durant acquisition. But w/e takers gonna take.

Clippers

lmao, their fans reading or caring about a book is a good one

He doesn’t like taking No for an answer.

I look around and do that up and down thing with my eyebrows

Looter in a riot

Put the Nets’ pick in play and they can probably have Whiteside and Waiters

Those picks would net them a Hassan

Shouldn’t have worn a Whiteside jersey

ARRRGH I’M ANGRY AND AVOID READING!!!

Wow Charlie Whitehurst is still lit since the Clemson win!

I agree with half of what you said. Never telling which half though.

Wasn’t he essentially blind until 2 years ago?

That makes a lot of sense. I always figured it was determined by Dean Blandino asking the hooker he woke up next to what she would do.

Well done, good sir!

Is he still there?

If you didn’t write this from some podunk-town where the populace is at least 90% white and hetero then the opinion is invalid.

i like this take, but that fucker is always like that.