Tl;Dr: Ohio

I would have guessed you were a “wary of whey” guy. The wheypocalypse is nigh

But he does have a dick and balls

Late breaking news that was left out: Tannehill has named his newborn, first child, Steel

I also was pretty pissed when my captors threatened to free me

The bike lights are probably led’s they needed to darken

LeBron is on an HGH regimen

Which is the Gatekeeper and which is the Keymaster?

Like most, I watch UFC for the sanctity of their blood and urine.

GIFs say yes

That’s what she said!

“physicality” is racing up my rankings

So fuck the lakers for making it about Kobe and not basketball, and fuck the heat for doing the exact opposite? Barry, you’re not going to get Skip’s job, so give it a break. Endlessly one sided and overly simplistic, you’re parroting the ignorant view in hopes of finding friends. But hey everyone hates Miami, so go…

Michael Jackson’s hair burning

As a Heat fan, I hope he leaves. Time for him to take his high usage rate elsewhere. Sad times, but everyone needs to move on if the money is what matters most.

As in, Wade’s loyalty to Lebron? B/c he’s out $10M thanks to the King

Any thoughts on how how Wade and Bosh share an agent, and that said agent forced the Heat to pay Bosh more than Wade? Between that and his opt-out to help Lebron (sure, throw in his horrible business deals and first marriage) shouldn’t Wade’s fiscal decisions be held up as a bad example to learn from?

Wtf is up with those noodle arms. Looks like that burn victim David Cross played on a Mr Show sketch where the death metal band visits him in the hospital

STATUS QUO OR DIE

Is there a team, in any professional league, that is as talkative about the trades they didn’t make than the Celtics? Ainge is Capt. Coulda W. Shoulda