Michael Jackson’s hair burning

As a Heat fan, I hope he leaves. Time for him to take his high usage rate elsewhere. Sad times, but everyone needs to move on if the money is what matters most.

As in, Wade’s loyalty to Lebron? B/c he’s out $10M thanks to the King

Any thoughts on how how Wade and Bosh share an agent, and that said agent forced the Heat to pay Bosh more than Wade? Between that and his opt-out to help Lebron (sure, throw in his horrible business deals and first marriage) shouldn’t Wade’s fiscal decisions be held up as a bad example to learn from?

Wtf is up with those noodle arms. Looks like that burn victim David Cross played on a Mr Show sketch where the death metal band visits him in the hospital

I thought it was because AMC is on cable and who pays for that crap anymore?

STATUS QUO OR DIE

Is there a team, in any professional league, that is as talkative about the trades they didn’t make than the Celtics? Ainge is Capt. Coulda W. Shoulda

Shitting on sequels is trendy

This must be the awesome plot the author is referring to

Thank you, meaty. That’s some revisionist bullshit right there

Buying 2nd rounders is not the approach it used to be. See this piece - http://deadspin.com/nba-first-roun…

Don’t forget the endless reports of who Ainge would have drafted if not for some other GM not being a total imbecile

Kicking him off the planet maybe? Idk

so Texas is Rome right before the collapse?

+10000 How can I give you more stars?

the face of fucked, amirite?

He left Miami b/c they didn’t bend to his will off the court. Nothing involved in his departure had to do with the actual game of basketball.

Yep, don’t bring up Riley being lied to and made to fly to Vegas under false pretense. What’s a narrative if it can’t be coddled? Riley may be an a-hole but so is everyone else involved.

What the fuck happened to the writing on this site? When did it become The Sporting News with youtube?