I now have to have a show that is just about Ichiro's photo henchmen. Or at least an episode of Archer.

I don't get it, is Kroenke looking to offload or move this team too?

Does this comment section depress Deadspin as much as it depresses me? Good analysis in the article; confirms I'm better off watching the NBA.

Thank you, Drew. This site needs more of your hate. Sincerely, Milo.

Let the first coach who hasn't engaged in hyperbole regarding his players cast the first stone.

Austin Rivers negates Doc's relevancy. He admitted he was done coaching with that trade.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-nf…

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-nf…

What the fuck? Why are you covering free agency with such a serious tone? Is Peter King hiring?

Unions! Fair-share fights! Woman laying rail!

Any links?

+1

Oddly my guy was crazy punctual and also a repairman, for his day job.

This is exactly why he's fed up. Dude took himself out of the game.

He has a type. Perkins isn't it.

When athletes age it's not their greatness that fades first, it's the time in between those moments of greatness that grows and grows.

Toilet wine?

At least 3 imaginary dongs in this pic

If I say something mean about the Wizards here is Albert Burenko going to block my comments again?