jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

“And I was very, very surprised. In almost every instance, and I could tell — I’m pretty good with the body language — I could tell they were not happy,”

Man ok but I think that ensemble is dope as hell.

Perhaps they should’ve spent more money to ensure a launch.

I can’t think of an insurance company that would risk underwriting something that involves putting a payload on top of a giant bomb and hoping the explosion only goes away from it.

Yeah— it basically means we can’t summarily throw him in jail on the basis of 50+ accusations. He is entitled to a trial. He is not entitled to the benefit of the doubt from ANYONE else.

protip: innocent until proven guilty only matters in a court of law. You have 50+ women coming forward accusing you of rape, yeah i’m calling you a guilty motherfucker and as long as I don’t publish it and claim it as fact you can’t do shit. Deal with it.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

It is worded a bit ambiguously in the time of shade but Ken is applauding Selena for being open about why she’s taking time off because people generally don’t know that lupus has mental side effects as well as physical effects.

I deleted my social media accounts years ago and now my life is so much better than everyone I know. It freed up a vast space in mind and body to contemplate my existence rather getting distracted by my friends and family’s consumer-driven performative experiences.

The national anthem should be about the 2 vast oceans that naturally disincline any wouldbe predators.

Oh, have you ever seen the Wire? It’ll really open your eyes

“When [the police] attempted to enter, they were informed that they’d need to go get a search warrant if they wanted entry”

You are the one who gave really shitty advice last time too, aren’t you? Are you out on some personal trolling quest to fuck up as many people’s chances of relationship or something? Laughing out loud in your dungeon as you write these novel-length posts comprised of nothing but bullshit?

I also wish that restaurants would give you somewhere to put your purse while you eat. I can’t put it on my lap, and I hate setting on the dirty floor.

Well, it should be obvious she’s lying: Trump would never go standard retard, he demands the most luxurious retard...

This whole comment is pretty bad but that first point makes me wonder if the whole thing is just a troll post.

Aside from this being the US (guessing), they’re being “modest and chaste” cause “christian.”

le Boooooo

Man, I’d hate to think what they’re doing in the town of Mean.